bergoozter:

#no safety lines for the bergooze

crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE LITTLE GUY

NOOOOOOOOOOO

uss-ng-170zi:

oddthesungod:

So that’s how he does it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

(listen i know jim is a genius dont @ me just let me draw a funny meme 😩)

kirk was like i beat “the Kobayashi Maru” and with zero hesitation swallowed an entire bishop

thatonenewdungeonmaster:

cryptidcrone:

the-apocryphal-one:

janekfan:

raimagnolia:

frostyemma:

domicileensnared:

jetru:

saltwaffle:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like:
“omg omg lemon starts HERE”

y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

…I’m fucking SWEATING

this is literally giving me flashbacks

garrusvakarain:

normandy texts 8/?

garrusvakarain:

normandy texts 9/?

setaflow:

(insp.)

groovymadge:

her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic

mariathorpe:

but i don’t want to create the specific content that i would like to see